youruffledmyruffalo:

once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby

and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,

"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"

until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.” 

(via thesecretlifeofagingerflutist)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via thesecretlifeofagingerflutist)

propertyofspec:

jack is so weird though like he makes this face

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and it’s like

precious adorable baby

AND THEN HE DOES THIS

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and i just

oh my g od

(via monteith-hayes)

There was a FRIENDS reunion hoax recently. It fooled a bunch of people. But apparently it also fooled you. How did that happen?

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via thesecretlifeofagingerflutist)

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

(via pizza)

do you guys ever have sad nights where you just kind of think about sad things and listen to sad music that reminds you of more sad things and nobody really knows how to react because there isn’t a main reason for your sadness and eventually you just give up and go to bed sad

or is that just me

(via themidnightrulesarebreaking)

"I wonder why I don’t go to bed and go to sleep. But then it would be tomorrow, so I decide that no matter how tired, no matter how incoherent I am, I can skip on hour more of sleep and live."

Sylvia Plath (via observando)

mrsmelchiorgabor:

I NEED TO WATCH THIS OMFG IM LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: myhumaninteractions)

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spacellamas:

educateddummy:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

scootatore:

brainrainbows:

the-apex-spooky:

theeyeofthetigger:

iamsamhearmemoose:

formaldejekyll:

mrplisk:

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CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS

I KNOW THIS

and then it hit me oh my fucking god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EARGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

it’S baCk

WHAT IS THIS SONG?

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!

Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy

(Source: lightsoutlockdown, via married-to-tthe-music)